Wat als honden konden praten?
Dog 911: what's ur emergency?
Dog: MY HUMAN WENT TO WORK
Dog 911: so?
Dog: WHAT IF THIS TIME HE DOESN'T COME BACK
Dog 911: OMG
Dog: OMG
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) November 19, 2015
DOG 911: what's ur emergency
DOG: MY BALL IS UNDER THE COUCH
DOG 911: u try barking at it?
DOG: IT DIDN'T WORK
DOG 911: OMG
DOG: OMG
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) June 12, 2016
DOG: FEED ME
"You already ate dinner"
DOG: I'M STILL HUNGRY
"No, you'll get fat"
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) March 8, 2016
DOG: Do I look pretty?
"What?"
DOG: DO I LOOK PRETTY
"Please stop eating lipstick."
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) March 21, 2016
DOG: GOING FOR A WALK??
"No, work"
DOG: I'M GOING TOO??
"You're staying home"
DOG: This injustice will be noted, and not soon forgotten.
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) June 14, 2016
"Here's a treat, buddy"
DOG: OMG THANK YOU [immediately forgets injustice]
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) June 14, 2016